Monday, May 28, 2012

Top Ten Reasons Old Ladies Love Cats

A new Top Ten List is posted every Monday.




  1. Cats keep you warm at night and don’t hog the whole bed.

  2. You never have to take cats to the “cat park” or “kitty beach.”
  3. You almost never have to potty train cats.
  4.  Cats keep themselves (and you) entertained.
  5. People will focus on you being a crazy cat lady and overlook all the really crazy things about you.
  6. Cats don't make fun of cat lady floppy hats.
  7. Cats don't want to go for car rides and hang their head out the window.
  8. Old ladies don't need a partner to go "cat dancing" (and contrary to popular opinion, cats are better dancers than dogs).
  9. Cats have a staring problem which makes it look as if they're actually listening to you.
  10. Cats love old ladies as much as old ladies love cats



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