Monday, March 18, 2013

Top Ten Reasons Dogs Are Better Dancers Than Cats


A new Top Ten List is posted every Monday.

  1. Dogs are used to shaking their rear ends.
  2. Cats just don't dance.  Period.
  3. Dogs will do just about anything for a treat.
  4. Dogs will do just about anything.  Period.
  5. Dogs have better rhythm (actually, cats have none).
  6. Dogs go for car rides and listen to the radio, hence develop a groove for funky dance steps.
  7. Dogs will dance with partners, whereas cats are more solitary creatures.
  8. Cats can't watch Dancing with the Stars because they're always on top of the television.
  9. Cats get too distracted by disco balls (think laser lights x 1000)
  10. Cats don't have time to practice as they sleep 23 hours a day.

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