A new Top Ten list is posted every Monday. If you have a suggestion for a Top Ten list, send it to petpurri@gmail.com. If we use your suggestion we'll send you a prize!
- My German Shepherd "Shane" has a higher IQ than most everyone in Congress.
- If someone ticks Shane off at a State Dinner, he won't need to call Secret Service - he'll take the sucker down himself.
- Shane will stay when you tell him to stay, and travel costs (think Air Force One) will be greatly reduced.
- Shane has smaller ears than the current President.
- He can host a State Dinner and afterwards patrol the entire White House perimeter without getting winded.
- Shane can work bi-partisan magic by pleading with his deep, dark soulful eyes (works on me every time).
- He's neutered - at least we won't need to worry about THAT, if you know what I mean.
- Instantaneous expert judging of character - if he doesn't like someone, neither should we.
- Cool presidential paw-print signature.
- Shane won't say anything stupid at press conferences (but he can bark a righteous version of "Jingle Bells" during the Holidays).
- Bonus: See Nos. 2, 3, 5, 7 above. Taxpayer bonanza.
Adopt a German Shepherd today - he just might be the next President!
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