Top Ten Reasons My Tortie "Twink" Should be Mitt's V.P.

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1. Next to Twink, Mitt looks pretty darn normal.
2. "We're Smitten With Mitten and Kitten" - campaign slogans just don't get any cuter.
3. Awesome "bi" duo - Mitt is bi-coastal, Twink is bi-polar.
4. It's the perfect ticket - a wussy and a pussy.
5. Increased possibility of winning endorsements from Keyboard Kitty and Spaghetti Cat.
6. It Mitt gets caught in a cat house, it will be embarrassing but for all the wrong reasons.
7. Dogs are still too angry and won't accept the nomination if asked.
8. Twink will make fewer verbal gaffes than the current V.P.
9. Twink will easily stay out of trouble since she sleeps 23 hours a day.
10. Twink wouldn't be caught dead in a sweater vest.