Monday, April 9, 2012

Top Ten Reasons There Is No Such Thing as an "Easter Kitty"

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  1. Easter Kitty would eat the Easter grass in the basket and puke all over the candy.
  2. Easter Kitty might deliver Easter candy.  Or he might not. 
  3. The Easter chocolate would melt on top of the television set.
  4. Easter Kitty would never don festive Easter garments.
  5. Easter Kitty would feel compelled to play with colorful Easter basket goodies that would then end up under the refrigerator.
  6. Easter Kitty would make mincemeat out of cute little Easter chicks.
  7. Creepy staring Easter Kitty would creep out all the children.
  8. Easter Kitty might choose to stay under the bed all day.
  9. "Easter Kitty" would get confused with less popular "Easter Bitty."
  10. Who says there's not an Easter Kitty?


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