A new Top Ten list is posted every Monday.
- My tabby's name is "Puck." Too many easy puns there.
- A Cat President would be chaos - dogs would never stand (or sit, or roll over) for it.
- All the fancy White House Christmas tree ornaments would end up under refrigerators and couches.
- Too many embarrassing You Tube videos would surface.
- Puck's not likely to stay awake during any Cabinet meetings (or any meetings), anytime, anywhere.
- He is likely to cough up hair balls during State Dinners.
- Puck would "make cookies" in the hairpieces of foreign dignitaries.
- He would bestow Kennedy Center Honors upon Keyboard Kitty and Spaghetti Cat.
- He's easily bribed .... with tuna flakes, Pounce ... kibble ...
- We've had too many fat cats in the White House already.
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