Monday, November 5, 2012

Top Ten Reasons My Fat Tabby Should NOT Run for President


A new Top Ten list is posted every Monday.




  1. My tabby's name is "Puck." Too many easy puns there.
  2. A Cat President would be chaos - dogs would never stand (or sit, or roll over) for it.
  3. All the fancy White House Christmas tree ornaments would end up under refrigerators and couches.
  4. Too many embarrassing You Tube videos would surface.
  5. Puck's not likely to stay awake during any Cabinet meetings (or any meetings), anytime, anywhere.
  6. He is likely to cough up hair balls during State Dinners.
  7. Puck would "make cookies" in the hairpieces of foreign dignitaries.
  8. He would bestow Kennedy Center Honors upon Keyboard Kitty and Spaghetti Cat.
  9. He's easily bribed .... with tuna flakes, Pounce ... kibble ...
  10. We've had too many fat cats in the White House already.

ADOPT, FOSTER OR RESCUE A SHELTER CAT



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