A new Top Ten list is posted every Monday.
hanging out the window
2) Dogs would want to stop at every fire hydrant
3) Hello – is that a red light or or a green light, oh who cares ….
4) They would want to stop at every dog park
5) Dogs would be prone to road rage with all the stupid humans
on the road
6) It's hard to chase a car and drive a car at the same time
7) Der Hunds would clog all the Der Wienerschitzel drive-thrus
8) Dogs can't parallel park
9) They definitely can't afford today's gas prices
10) Have you been on the 405 lately, I think they are driving
