Top Ten Reasons Dogs Don't Drive

A new Top Ten list is posted every Monday. 

1)         It's hard to keep your eyes on the road with your head
            hanging out the window
2)         Dogs would want to stop at every fire hydrant
3)         Hello – is that a red light or or a green light, oh who cares ….
4)         They would want to stop at every dog park
5)         Dogs would be prone to road rage with all the stupid humans
            on the road
6)         It's hard to chase a car and drive a car at the same time
7)         Der Hunds would clog all the Der Wienerschitzel drive-thrus
8)         Dogs can't parallel park
9)         They definitely can't afford today's gas prices
10)       Have you been on the 405 lately, I think they are driving

German Shepherd Drives Car

Pug Drives Car