A new Top Ten list is posted every Monday.
1) They're cats, they don't "do" anything
2) There's no way a cat is going to dog-paddle
3) They know what they look like wet
4) There are no cool dive & fetch contests for cats, so why
bother
5) They [usually] don't weigh enough for an effective cannonball
6) Cats can't chase balls or sticks in the ocean – (they'd wash
away)
7) They think they should walk on water, not splash around in it
8) The myth of the dreaded "cat fish" (would you swim if there
was a "human fish"?
9) Umm, things look 25% larger underwater, dogs swim – can
you say “Jaws with fur”?
10) Actually, they do, they just don't want you to know….
2) There's no way a cat is going to dog-paddle
3) They know what they look like wet
4) There are no cool dive & fetch contests for cats, so why
bother
5) They [usually] don't weigh enough for an effective cannonball
6) Cats can't chase balls or sticks in the ocean – (they'd wash
away)
7) They think they should walk on water, not splash around in it
8) The myth of the dreaded "cat fish" (would you swim if there
was a "human fish"?
9) Umm, things look 25% larger underwater, dogs swim – can
you say “Jaws with fur”?
10) Actually, they do, they just don't want you to know….
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