Don't Blink, Twink

Twink has a staring problem. I realize that staring problems are not rare among cats, indeed they're quite common.  But Twink's goes beyond the pale. 

I wake in the morning, before first alarm – Twink is sitting on my bed, in very close proximity, staring intently. 

While I'm sitting at the computer, Twink is nearby – gaze affixed.

In the kitchen, she's there, eyes on me.

Sometimes it seems she's everywhere.  On the couch, in the bathroom, on the dining room table.  Staring.  Never blinking.

I guess I should be glad she doesn't try to trip me on the stairs like Darwin does.